Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Bert & Ernie Marriage Petition

Did you ever know a kid in elementary school who would flip the fuck out at the smallest provocation and throw a tantrum? It was kind of sad because you knew (even when you were young) that you should probably feel bad for this emotionally underdeveloped kid but at the same time it was also funny because shit like that was funny back then.

The kind of people who complain about the Bert & Ernie marriage petition are the adult version of the temper tantrum kid. Some (seemingly) tiny thing sets them on this unexplainable internet comment section rampage and all you can do is sit back and laugh your ass off. And, just like when you were a kid, you want to give these people the benefit of the doubt but the shit they’ve been saying is so horrible that it’s just easier to avoid them completely.

All that being said, I won’t sign the petition and it has nothing to do with two (puppet) males getting married; it’s because I personally think Ernie could do way better then that wet towel named Bert. Can you imagine those two sharing finances? I guarantee Bert’s not letting you order takeout more than once every two weeks. Pain in the ass.

Bert & Ernie Marriage Petition was unbuster news. Keep coming back.

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