DRAFT!

Hat tip to the commish for a solid draft experience once my computer pulled it's head out of it's ass. If I get to my desk at 8 and need to take a deuce by 8:10 I know that I had a great time the night before.

Rashard Mendenhall ($35) – Good keeper because he smashes faces and would have been at least $10 more if he hit the open market. More red zone carries for this guy, Mr. Tomlin.

Steven Jackson ($46) – This guy can smash faces or burn people and his numbers are on the way up now that St. Louis has a QB with a pulse. The Rams offense is getting sneaky good.

Ray Rice ($69) – Did the CLBC just throw $150 down to make the most fearsome RB stable in the league? Looks like it. When this deal was finalized I’m pretty sure 2 teams left the draft room to change their underpants.

Roy Helu ($1) – Mike Shanahan can get 1,200 yards from anyone who isn’t in a wheelchair and the Ryan Torrain/Tim Hightower backfield doesn't make any defensive coordinator nervous. Helu starts stealing carries by week 3 and is the full time starter by week 5. Big time upside.

Steve Johnson ($1) – My second keeper who’s going to get 12 – 15 targets a game from Fitzpatrick. It’s very possible that this guy gets doubled and is still the best option on passing downs because the WR group in Buffalo is a fart.

Danario Alexander ($7) – Who? Just a giant who’s coming off an injury on a team with no standout WR’s. Sleeper special.

Jordy Nelson ($7) – White slot guy. White slot guys get points for cheap in PPR leagues.

Kevin Walter ($1) – See above.

Nate Burleson ($1) – With everyone watching Calvin Johnson this dude will run free underneath and stack up yards even though trips to the endzone will be rare.

Arrelious Benn ($1) – Big time sleeper special coming off an injury/inconsistent rookie year. Josh Freeman is a good QB who needs targets and I’m guessing the former 2nd round pick shows up this season. No risk and high reward.

Jay Cutler ($9) – Dude just showed up in great shape with the best mechanics of his life and is ready to murder people for 35 a game in the Martz offense. I’m pretty sure he dumped Cavalari because she was interfering with his playbook study time. No shit.

Eli Manning ($6) – Hahahaha. I’ve slammed 7 beers in 2 hours and it’s everyone else who’s acting shitfaced because there’s no way I got this guy for $6. CLBC front office just taking people to the woodshed.

Owen Daniels ($15) – If he didn’t get hurt in 2010 he probably would have gone for $25 or something like that. Any starter in the Houston offense is going to put up numbers.

Kevin Boss ($1) – Oakland is a fucking trainwreck every year but Jason Campbell is a QB who checks down to the TE when he needs to. Solid backup/situation starter for $1.

Giants D/ST ($1) – Um, sure. I may keep you or I may not. Nobody gives a shit.

Adam Vinatieri ($1) – He’s a kicker. If you spend more then $2 combined on your D/ST and kicker spots then you haven’t done the auction draft correctly.