There are various ways to be cool throughout life:
Ages 0-2: Just be quiet. That's cool as it gets for a baby.
Ages 3-5: Don't dump your pants.
Ages 6-11: Be good at sports.
Ages 12-14: Be a dick to teachers. Start smoking if you can.
Ages 15-18: Be a dick to teachers. Start drinking if you can.
Ages 19-30: I'll let you know when I figure this out.
Ages 31-death: Don't dump your pants.
Coolness is unbuster. Keep coming back.
