Friday, April 20, 2012

Blog Break

I'm taking a break from blogging. I'm going on a candy binge that would make Belushi look like a choir boy.

Blog Break isn't buster and is necessary. Keep coming back. Or don't. I don't know either way.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Bus Mover

I was on the bus the other day and the only open seats left were next to someone else. Not an issue, Chicago is a crowded city so you’re not always guaranteed a seat by yourself. We stop at 4 or 5 stops and, after people get off, there are a few empty seats around. I’m still sharing a seat with someone.

Is it rude to get up and take one of the now empty seats? I ask because the woman I was sitting next to jumped up and grabbed another seat pretty quickly? What the fuck? You think you’re too good for me? We’ve been sitting next to each other for 10 minutes now and I’ve been VERY fair about my overall seat space even though I’ve got about 50 pounds on you. You know what, I wouldn’t bang you even if I got the chance. Go screw yourself.

Bus Mover was a buster ass person. Keep coming back.