Hooters

I’ve always assumed that guys went to Hooters to “blow off steam” which is a pretty silly saying. Are you saying that you’ve been boiling all day and storing the steam somewhere so you can blow it off onto a 20 year old in shorts? That seems silly. Just blow the steam off as it accumulates. Why store it all day?

However, these places are popular so I’m somewhat concerned that I’m missing something and it leads me to this question: is it possible that food tastes better while you’re aroused? Nobody ever told me that this is a rule, but I’ve kind of made it a point to not go into meals with an erection if it’s at all possible. I don’t need to be at full blast downstairs while eating soup but now I’m concerned I’m doing it wrong.  

Blogging Block

You wouldn’t think that writer’s block could happen to someone who writes under 200 words each post but it’s a real thing. Just a bunch of ideas bouncing around my head that are dumb as shit. I’m starting to force shit. The other day I considered a post about which dinosaurs would be good at sports. Seriously. “The Tyrannosaurus Rex had arms too short to play football" was actually written down as an idea to expand on. Holy shit.