Imagine you heard that there was a Santa Claus themed porno ('Northern Penetration' would be a solid name). Are you more weirded out by Santa getting busy with the elves or with the reindeer? Voting for both is cheating so you have to pick one. My vote is for elves. Bestiality isn't pleasant but I couldn't handle that big tummy bouncing around on top of little people with pointy shoes. He'd make them leave the shoes on for sure.
Don't even bring up a Santa Claus & Mrs. Claus situation. Two old people with white hair going at it? No thank you.
Santa Porn would be a buster scene but I'd probably watch it online. Keep coming back.
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