Monday, July 25, 2011

Lockout Ends

The NFL lockout has finally finished and it's pretty good news for the country. You want to have no NFL when the unemployment rate is over 8%? Buster idea. It's somehow possible for people to have a pretty dogshit existence and STILL get pumped up when a bunch of giants move a ball across a field. In the long run, this country MAY be on the edge of a financial shitstorm but at least we can watch James Harrison try to kill people every game next year just to spite Roger Goodell. We've got that, at least.

SIGN HIM

Oh goodness. Mike Sims-Walker says that Chicago would be one of the "ideal spots for me." It would be ideal if you can get here as soon as possible and practice catching TD's from #6. Fade to the corner so you can go high on some CB? No problem. Is Aromashadu on the way out? I'm pretty sure he had sex with Mike Martzs' daughter or something. Guy is just buried on the depth chart.

I hear Jay Cutler is on the market for a wing man. I wonder if there's an application or something that I could look at. We could get drunk at Otherside and yell at each other. Red Eye front page for sure.

Lockout Ends is unbuster Bears news. Keep coming back.

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