Thursday, March 3, 2011

Shitty Shopping Carts

Fox News - The next time you head to the grocery store, you might want to arm yourself with some antibacterial wipes, and maybe some disposable gloves before you grab a shopping cart.

That’s because those carts are actually dirtier than a public bathroom, according to researchers at the University of Arizona, who swabbed the handles of 85 carts in four states looking for bacterial contamination, USA Today reported.

What field of study do tests like these fall under? Biology? How pumped can you be about this experiment? Go to school to do top level research on biological diseases and end up writing reports about people scratching their privates in the cereal aisle. I could have told you from the start and saved you a bunch of tuition money, bro. People are the grossest thing out there.

Shitty Shopping Carts are buster news. Keep coming back.

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