Owl Kicking

Washington Post - Soccer fans are crying fowl over kicking an owl. In fact, they're crying a lot worse.

An apologetic player is facing sanctions after he kicked an injured owl that landed on the field during a game in Colombia on Sunday. The owl was a mascot for the opposing team and was being treated Monday at a veterinary clinic in Barranquilla. The bird is expected to recover from a slight fracture of its right leg.

Spoiler alert, the bird is dead. Buster ass move by the Washington Post getting my hopes up.

Either this dude is a dick or Central Americans know very little about caring for birds. Is the bird hurt? Hmm. Kick the goddamned thing to see if it can fly. C'mon, that's buster ass reasoning no matter what continent you're on.

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