Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Italian Ass Wrecking

CNN - Berlusconi has been indicted for paying for sex with an under-age prostitute, 17-year-old Karima el Mahroug -- nicknamed "Ruby the heart-stealer." The liaison allegedly happened last spring, during parties at his villa -- something both she and he deny.

Prosecutors also allege Berlusconi abused his power by calling police to try to get "Ruby" released after she was arrested for theft last May. He says he thought she was related to the since-deposed Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and he was acting in Italy's interest by trying to avoid a diplomatic incident.

Get that ass, Silvio Berlusconi. Probably a little bit young for you but I like the moxie. Europeans are just outclassing their US counterparts in political sex scandals. Bill Clinton getting busy with Monica in the Oval Office? Buster ass move. Silvio raises you with a mansion sex swing party full of under age immigrant call girls.

I’m also throwing the diplomatic incident excuse in my back pocket because that's gold. Girlfriends pissed because I got too drunk at her friends’ birthday party? It was an Irish themed bar so not getting slammed would have been rude to the Irish. International incident avoided. Case closed.

Italian Ass Wrecking is unbuster news. Keep coming back.

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