Do you think that the guy who came up with the idea for “Doritos Locos” tacos at Taco Bell consistently has good ideas or was that a one off? It seems like that idea came from the guy who never shuts the fuck up in meetings and this one time he had something that stuck.
“Larry, you had something to say?”
“FREE DRINKS WITH NO PURCHASE! ALWAYS FREE DRINKS!”
“No, Larry. That doesn’t make any sense financially.”
“MAKE EVERYONE WEAR SOMBREROS WHEN THEY COME INTO THE RESTAURANT!”
“Larry, we’re not going to do that and it’s borderline bad taste.”
“DORITO TACOS!”
“What?”
“TACO SHELLS MADE OUT OF DORITOS CHIPS!”
“Hmmm. Americans WILL eat just about anything and they already like Doritos. That’s a good one, Larry. I may think about that.”
“WHITES ONLY!”
“Get out, Larry.”
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