Dickish Parkers

There are parts of the city where you can’t park your car.

Bus lanes are one place you can’t park your car. You need to keep the car out of the bus lane so that the mass transit system works. Mass transit is not buster in any form. Some riders are buster, but the idea of mass transit is not.

Thousands of people ride the buses every day and need those lanes open.

Guess what happens. People park their goddamned Range Rovers in the bus lane for 10 minutes waiting for their significant others or whatever to come down from their office. That’s a buster move, first of all, to park in a bus lane. There’s hundreds of people that want to battle because of some dickheads in the bus lanes. Then, after they park in the bus lane, they just sit there reading like it’s no big deal. Buster. This isn’t your kitchen table, dickworm. You’re parked on Wacker Drive just wrecking everyone right now. Reading a newspaper while wrecking everyone around you? Buster as hell.

Dickish Parkers are buster. Keep coming back.