Beer Bottling

Much shorter process:

-“Sanitize” all of your bottles/equipment used in the bottling process. Note that you’ve used up all of the sanitizer provided with the kit last week. Decide that filling the sink with super hot water and dish soap will sanitize the bottles enough because fuck it, right?

-Siphon beer from giant glass jug into a pot with a honey & water mixture. While siphoning, note that some of the liquid you got into your mouth tastes somewhat like beer but also somewhat like poison.

-Siphon beer/honeywater mixture into bottles. Make sure that the liquid still tastes like poison (it does) and also make sure to spill some liquid on the floor/cabinets.

-Store beer for another 2 weeks in the closet. For how much time this beer spends in the closet, you get the feeling that pretty soon you’ll need to have a serious conversation about its relationship with its “friend” Reginald.

-Feel good about the joke above. Topical.

-Go watch Jay Cutler and the Bears embarrass themselves on national television so you can wonder, why THE FUCK J’MARCUS WEBB IS ON AN ISLAND AGAINST ONE OF THE BEST RUSHING LINEBACKERS IN THE LEAGUE AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RUN GAME DID MIKE MARTZ COME BACK AND DECIDE THAT WE SHOULDN’T USE BLOCKING TIGHT ENDS ANYMORE AND YOU CAN’T DROP THAT BALL, BRANDON.